Overactive Mind with a Dash of Insanity

bluejamjar:

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“What does this thing look like to you, Braginski?”

“Certainly not alcohol, good sir.”

“Looks like, may i say, something only pussies drink!”

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winrylicious:

The jokes I did not understand as a child

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Okay, do you see this shit? THIS IS NOT FUCKING OKAY. The old Facebook page called “Cell” was shut down a couple of months ago because of a lot of offensive content and was reported quite a bit. Now I was looking through my newsfeed and I find their new page called ” Cell.” Not a big change but a lot of the same offensive, racist, sexist asshole commentary. He makes fun of most of the races, depression, cutters, makes fun of religions, feminism and basically everyone. I’ve reported his page a couple of times now and I keep getting the same thing from the Facebook staff ” we reviewed your last complaint and have found no content that breaks any of Facebook claims. ” We need to do something about this, or else this will continue. His page is right HERE. We, as a community, need to do something about this. 

Why the fuck does Facebook keep letting people get away with this stuff…!???!

That first one made me cry. Fuck.

ALSO, EVERYONE.

Slap his name all over this shit. Post about him, and include his name. Tag it with his name.

Make it so that the number one thing that pops up when you google this fucker’s name, is the nasty shit he does.

Because right now, the second thing that pops up, is a story about him “saving” a girl from cyberbullying.

Carl Sherburne is a disgusting scumbag.

Re-reblogging because it’s important.

Also if you tag his name and have more than five tags for the post, remember to put his in the first five or it won’t show up in tag searches. (Tumblr savior will still work for tags after the first five.)

Carl Sherburne is a domestic violence-supporting, rape-apologizing, woman-hating douchenozzle.

this guy also has a tumblr and its disgusting and we need to have this crap removed http://controversial-humor-cell.tumblr.com

I just went on his Tumblr and THAT SHIT IS NOT OKAY. How does he live with himself? I don’t even… I’m absolutely speechless. 

His Facebook is not much better.

this is disgusting

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buttermilkqueen:

girl you are

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the ultimate tumblr guide

the basics

Graphing Calculator, we couldn’t use this technique during Highschool in test. The math teachers actually check your graphing “graphics” calculator to see if you haven’t gotten any note in there. You sometimes couldn’t even bring one in. You would have to use a different calculator. 

Okay, my sophomore year I had a TERRIBLE Chem teacher, and myself and all of my friends were failing. So, I came up with the idea to write notes on a piece of paper which you cut into the size of the cover of your graphing calculator, and you then tape it onto the inside of the cover. When you open the calculator and slide the cover onto the back, no one can see your notes. You inch the cover up if you need to check notes. This is how all of my friends passed Chem, and I still do it today, in fact, I passed my College Algebra final today with this. I have never once had a teacher have an inkling of suspicion when doing this. Try it, it works!!

Write on a small piece of paper and put it under your thighs….write on the inside of your calculator …write on your desk and cover it with your arm . works everyyy time

how do I reach these kids

I’ve done all of those things. Works like a charm.

Use an eraser to write answers on the desk. Only at certain angles can people read them. It works for me in Biology. 

I just wear a skirt and write things on the top of my thighs and discreetly check by crossing my legs. Even if a teacher catches a glimpse they can’t ask you to pull up your skirt

the last one though YOU DESERVE AN AWARD